I hate going to church. I hate reading my bible. I’m not baptized because I’m scared of drowning, no matter how unrealistic I know it is. I don’t want to be baptized in front of a big audience, and here lately the reason I haven’t wanted to be baptized is because I’m not even sure if I’m saved. I have no problem in God. I totally talk to that guy all the time. In fact, I don’t have a problem with...
Things I hate about Skyrim.
When someone tells me to follow them because I always walk too close and they keep turning around and talk to me. Walk faster! The attitudes. Every kind of entertainment needs someone who is full of themselves but everyone on Skyrim is cocky. Calm down people! Dark animals attacking me in the dark. I can’t freaking see you! When I lose my follower.You follow me. That’s your job. Why is it so...
Things I'm thinking while playing Skyrim!
Lydia, what are you doing? Get back here! Yeah, yeah, I know you used to be an adventurer like me… Oh my gosh! I’m going to die! I’m going to die! Lydia, WHAT are you doing? Where in the world am I going? Oh gosh, I hear voices… I’m scared. Something is going to jump out at me… I can feel it. Lydia, what ARE you doing? What in the world is attacking me...
Hey! I’m so dope that I’m illegal in 55 states!– Si
Can I kill my housecarl in battle?
I’m so scared I will accidentally hit her. I hit a horse on accident the other day and it started chasing me once the dragon was dead.
I’m selling them for $5 a piece, but I’ll sell you 3 of them for...– Jase, selling fish to Mountain Man
I hate when people redraw Neopets in anime or human form. Neopets are so cute the way they are.
God: You have a Myspace.
Taylor: Yes, I have a Myspace. What about you? Do you have one?
God: The entire universe is my space.