Please take a moment and watch this video.
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
This fucked me up
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me
I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.