sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario
do you know how many times he probably apologized after this
he was probably like “CUT. CUT. DARLING ARE YOU OKAY I DIDN’T PUSH YOU TOO HARD DID I? ARE YOU HURT? LET ME SEE. I’M SO SORRY.”
"No, I’m okay."
"GOODNESS NO I’M SO SORRY I’LL BUY YOU ICE CREAM. I’M SO SORRY. BLESS YOU."
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
thISn IISN thE cuTEST tHING i havE seeNALL dAy
"You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor"
(Some) college teachers are always telling me I need to write more complex sentences in my essays
My mom tells me how at a job you aren’t going to be writing a 6 page essay or a minimum word limit of 600. It will be get the information, put it on paper, print it out.
Listen teacher (because I don’t call them professors outside of class), I know the difference between your and you’re. Facebook shows me I’m going to get far just by that.